I gotta give it to Dominoes, their tracker really keeps you informed about what is happening with your pizza.
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
i sat here laughing at this for like 30 seconds before finally hitting reblog
I had to reblog this because I’m not a monster. Get better, Pinkachoo.